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Chapter 461 — The Shark Is Coming

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Zhong Yongliang was frantic. The plane's lavatory stood just in front of the first row of seats—was Gao Xiaofu doing this on purpose to ruin his image? If the man had simply gone into the lavatory himself, that would have been one thing, but as it was, Zhong Yongliang was clutching his belly and pacing back and forth, and Gu Mengyao was bound to laugh at him for real this time, wasn't she?

"Pfft—" Zhong Yongliang let out a loud, foul fart and was instantly mortified. His face flushed red, and he stole a glance toward Gu Mengyao.

"Disgusting! Yao-yao, I'm going to faint!" Shen Yushu leapt up at once, waving her hand frantically to fan the air. "Little Liangzi, go find a plug for that thing! Are you trying to suffocate me and Yao-yao with the stench?"

At first only the students in the first few rows had heard Zhong Yongliang's fart, but once Shen Yushu broadcast it, he became the center of attention in the entire cabin.

"..." Zhong Yongliang panicked and wanted to explain, but his backside betrayed him with another uncontrolled "pfft." This time, in his agitation, even the shit burst out—he soiled his pants on the spot.

"Ah—Zhong Yongliang, are you doing this on purpose?" Shen Yushu was about to lose her mind. Pinching her nose, she fled toward the rear cabin; it truly stank too badly!

Gu Mengyao also wrinkled her brow in disgust, unable to fathom what Zhong Yongliang was up to—couldn't he settle down even on a plane? She rose as well and followed Shen Yushu toward the back.

Feng Xiaoxiao was in the middle of eating biscuits when the stench hit her; she spat them all out in disgust and instinctively ran toward the rear as well.

Wei Zhao didn't much care—he had lived in places far more foul than this—but Zhong Yongliang's behavior was indeed a little revolting. Since the young miss had gone, Wei Zhao stood up and followed toward the back too.

At last Gao Xiaofu emerged from the lavatory. Zhong Yongliang, clutching his crotch, dashed inside, and the sound of running water—"swish, swish"—drifted out from the lavatory.

Zhong Yongliang hadn't brought a change of trousers, so he had no choice but to take his pants off inside the lavatory, wash them clean, and put them back on. Even so, he didn't dare show his face outside the lavatory again until the plane had landed.

This outing had been organized and funded by Zhong Yongliang himself, so although everyone found it rather comical that he disembarked wearing a pair of soaking-wet trousers, no one mocked him for it—which gave Zhong Yongliang a measure of comfort.

"Liang-ge, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to..." Gao Xiaofu, seeing that he had botched the whole affair, apologized to Zhong Yongliang with some embarrassment.

"Forget it!" Zhong Yongliang looked at his sole subordinate and couldn't bring himself to say much more. He waved a hand magnanimously. "Just put your back into playing the shark for me in a bit!"

"Don't worry, I've already practiced several times in the bathtub at home—there won't be any problem!" Gao Xiaofu thumped his chest and spoke with full confidence.

Zhong Yongliang nodded. Whether he could salvage his dignity all came down to this one moment! If his glorious image of bravely battling a shark were to be witnessed by everyone, then the earlier pants-soiling incident would count for nothing.

The plane came down on the dedicated water landing strip of the seaside resort's VIP section. Once it had stopped, a speedboat drove up and ferried the students aboard to the beach resort.

Zhong Yongliang had reserved the resort's entire VIP section, so there were no other visitors here.

The seawater was very clear; between the beach and the water lay a shallow zone paved with pebbles and fine sand. Inside were conches, little crabs, and small fish—it seemed the water environment here was quite good.

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