Chapter 414 — The Bizarre Analysis Report
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Lai Changtian's face was grim as he rushed to the hospital, only to find that his father really had woken up—and even seemed to be in decent spirits! He hadn't expected his brother to succeed by sheer dumb luck and actually bring the old man around!
But that being the case, the agreement Lai Changshan had written up earlier was now void. The old man was still alive and well, and Lai Changshan had no right to dispose of the electronics industrial park's property rights.
Lai Changtian could only offer the old man congratulations and good wishes with a show of false sincerity, while inwardly scheming how to coax him into making the agreement he and Lai Changshan had signed a reality.
In the Kang family villa in Donghai.
Divine Doctor Kang stared at the composition analysis report in his hands with a strange expression. If this research report hadn't been personally verified several times by Kang Jingming and his people before reaching its conclusion, Divine Doctor Kang would have thought he was being made a fool of!
"Dog shit? The main ingredient of the Longevity Detox Pill is dog shit? You're sure there's no mistake?" Divine Doctor Kang glared at the lab report, his face written all over with disbelief.
"No!" Kang Jinglong shook his head. "Grandfather, I've had people analyze it many times, and the conclusion we finally reached is that it most closely resembles the composition of dog shit!"
"Dog shit? Are you saying dog shit has something to do with prolonging life and expelling toxins?" Kang Shenyi could not make sense of it no matter how he tried. Dog shit could actually have such an effect?
"Grandfather, but I really do feel wonderful!" Having gotten what he wanted, Kang Jingming stopped feigning illness. The very next day he appeared in the Kang family living room, hale and vigorous, full of vim and vigor. "Grandfather, I feel my body has improved a great deal... To be honest with you all, I used to be a bit deficient in the kidneys, but now, heh heh..."
Kang Jingming did not go on, but everyone understood his meaning! He was the most useless wastrel in the family, forever wallowing among women, so no one doubted what he said.
"Zhaoming, you really feel well?" Kang Shenyi found the whole affair bizarre. Dog shit could cure illness?
"Yes, Grandfather, I really do feel well now!" Kang Jingming nodded, then said, as if displaying a treasure, "Grandfather, actually, I think it's no wonder at all that the main ingredient of this medicine is dog shit!"
"Oh? How do you figure that?" Kang Shenyi's interest was instantly roused. In the past, he would never have paid attention to this grandson's words—a wastrel young master who did nothing but trade on the family name, eating and waiting for death.
But ever since Kang Jingming had tested the medicine on his own body, Kang Shenyi had begun to regard him more highly, and now that he had an opinion, Kang Shenyi naturally wanted to hear what he had to say.
"Grandfather, the truth is that we went down a blind alley, thinking that dog shit—such an ordinary, utterly wretched thing fit only to be thrown away—could not possibly be medicine!" Kang Jingming said. "But don't some medical texts say that things like boy's urine and tiger urine are medicines too? If urine can be medicine, why can't dog shit be medicine?"