護花近衛 - 第205章 悲劇的小舒 - 清風書屋

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Chapter 205 — A Tragedy for Little Shu

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"Little Shu, you're such a tragedy!" Gu Mengyao still couldn't suppress her giggles. "See? I told you—your chest would sooner or later be a burden! If it were me, this absolutely would never happen!"

"Sister Yaoyao, I admit I was wrong, all right? I'll never tease you about it again. Just think of something quick and get me out of here first..." Shen Yushu apologized again and again.

"Let me think..." Gu Mengyao still couldn't help wanting to laugh. "How about we cut off a piece of your chest?"

"Sister Yaoyao!" Shen Yushu was genuinely a little angry now. "If you keep joking around, I won't talk to you anymore!"

"All right, all right, Little Shu, I'll stop teasing. Let me think about what we can do!" Gu Mengyao hastily fell silent. Truth be told, when she thought it over, Shen Yushu really was in a rather pitiful fix—and here she was making fun of her. That truly was unkind of her.

"Mm." Shen Yushu nodded, pinning all her hopes on Gu Mengyao.

"How about I press one side of your boobs down, and you squirm in with all your might?" Gu Mengyao could not devise anything better.

"That... will it work? Will it hurt a lot?" Shen Yushu was a little afraid.

"Well, there's no other way..." Gu Mengyao truly did not know what else could be done.

"Then let's give it a try..." Shen Yushu nodded.

And so the two girls set to fiddling about, and anyone who did not know better would have thought they were playing some high-tech game...

"Ah... it hurts so much, I can't take it, Sister Yaoyao, this will kill me, I quit, I quit..." Shen Yushu wailed aloud.

"Little Shu, you have to hold on a little longer, or how will you ever get out? You can't very well eat and sleep in there, can you? And what if nature calls and you need the toilet?" Gu Mengyao said. "You must hold on!"

"But Sister Yaoyao, you're really going to crush me to death..." Shen Yushu's voice had already gone strange.

"Push forward a bit harder and you'll be out!" Gu Mengyao encouraged.

"But I can't get any leverage, it hurts..." Shen Yushu said in a wounded voice.

"Then what do we do?" Gu Mengyao was at her wits' end too. "How about I call Wei Zhao and have him pull you from the front while I press from behind—that way, if we both steel ourselves, you'll pop right out?"

"That..." Just thinking about it sent a shudder through Shen Yushu. It would be nothing short of hell on earth! But to get out, she could only nod. "Sister Yaoyao, then hurry and call Brother Arrow..."

...

Wei Zhao drove on in silence, paying Kang Xiaofeng no mind, letting him have a quiet moment to himself.

"Boss, I've thought it through!" Suddenly Kang Xiaofeng lifted his head, his gaze blazing as he looked at Wei Zhao. "Boss, I really do have feelings for Little Fen. I won't deny there's an element of *** in it, but I truly like her! From the moment I saw her photo, I felt drawn to her.

Especially after learning of her pitiful circumstances—far from being repelled, I feel even more tender toward her. Boss, let me try to have some contact with her, would you?"

"Heh..." This outcome did not surprise Wei Zhao much; it was what he had long since guessed. He had merely given Kang Xiaofeng time to calm down and weigh the pros and cons. "Her psychological problems can be cured, but her legs..."

"Boss, I don't care!" Kang Xiaofeng nodded firmly. "I think that if I truly fall in love with her, I won't care about that!"