Chapter 1881 — Don't Be Fooled
The Blossom Guardian · Page 2 of 2
"Haha, it's all up in the air for now. I saw that our major had finally gotten itself a beauty, but since she's Brother Lin's dish, I can only give up and look elsewhere. Though searching other departments isn't bad either—I hear the economics department has plenty of girls, heh heh... I'll see if I know anyone there, maybe set up a dorm mixer..." Bai Weituo clearly knew a great deal about university life and spoke of it with great authority.
Wei Zhao thought to mention that he knew some friends in the economics department, but seeing the lecherous look on the boy's face, he somehow didn't want him to see Gu Mengyao and Shen Yushu—what if the little wretch went after them?
And yet Wei Zhao found his own selfishness rather strange.
Led by Bai Weituo, Wei Zhao arrived at the men's dormitory—a newly built residence hall that smelled of fresh construction from top to bottom.
"What do you think? Not bad, eh? Brother Lin, our year's freshmen got lucky. This building is brand new—the desks, chairs, and beds inside are all new, and the rooms are spotless, not like the dorms the seniors vacate, some of which are so filthy they're hardly fit to look at," Bai Weituo said.
"It can't be that exaggerated," Wei Zhao said in surprise.
"Then you underestimate these people's capacity for making a mess!" Bai Weituo said. "I've seen plenty around here—there's all sorts in a big forest. Last year there was a guy who was too lazy to go to the toilet in the middle of the night, so he just pissed against the wall by their door. And the rest of the room were all slobs too—they copied him one after another, all pissing behind the door. And guess how it turned out?"
"How did it turn out?" Wei Zhao asked.
"By the time they graduated, the wall behind the door was covered in moss. After they left, the cleaner responsible for the dorms thought the room had been converted from a toilet—there were even wood ear mushrooms growing out of the wooden door!" Bai Weituo said.
"Uh... that exaggerated?" Wei Zhao wondered—mushrooms actually growing there? Did the people in that room pick them regularly and cook with them?
"It's a bit exaggerated, but it's not far off!" Bai Weituo nodded.
The two of them went upstairs and arrived at the door of Room 444. Wei Zhao looked at the room number and said, "This room number is pretty badass!"
"Boss, you're not superstitious, are you?" Bai Weituo asked. "If you don't like it, you can still switch—but the rooms for our medical and pharmaceutical department only start at 440 on the fourth floor, so whatever you switch to will still start with 44, unless you room with students from another department..."
"It's fine, I like it," Wei Zhao said indifferently, taking out his key card and opening the door.
The two stepped inside. No other students had arrived at the room yet.
"Boss, our two beds are on this side—one by the window, one by the door. Which do you want?" Bai Weituo asked, pointing to the beds.
It was a four-person room, with the beds and desks built together—the beds above the desks, the standard setup of a modern university dormitory.