Chapter 1183 — Everyone's Got the Runs
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"Woof, woof!" General Mighty barked twice, took the bag from Wei Zhao's hand in its teeth, and was off.
Watching General Mighty go, Shen Yushu doubled over with laughter. "Wahaha! Arrow Bro, you're so wicked! Little Shu hadn't even thought of how to teach that old broad Gou Huli a lesson, and you came up with such a wicked scheme first. Wahaha — her whole family will be fighting over the toilet tonight!"
"Heh... Gou Huli has only herself to blame," Wei Zhao said, unbothered. After all, he hadn't done a thing. The laxative was Gou Huli's own doing — what did that have to do with him?
Once Gou Huli saw Shen Yushu go inside and fail to come out again, she was terribly pleased with herself. It looked as though that idiot Shen Yushu had taken the pork inside! As soon as they ate it, they could sit and wait on the toilet!
That evening the Xiao family dinner was a lavish affair. It was the first day on the job for the Xiao family's new maid. After Mother Yu left, Gou Huli had found another full-time maid through a domestic service agency, responsible for cleaning and cooking at the Xiao household every day.
And since it was her first day, the maid had naturally cooked several fine dishes to show off her skill — partly, of course, to win the Xiao family's approval.
Looking over the array of home-style dishes on the table, Gou Huli was quite satisfied. This maid was decent enough; she supposed she could keep her for now. Gou Huli decided not to go looking for faults to send her packing.
The whole Xiao household, old and young, along with the two experts of the Pi family, sat around the table and ate their fill. Everyone ate with gusto, Gou Huli most of all — because today she had put the Gu family in their place, and she was certain that tonight not a soul in the Gu family villa would get a peaceful night's sleep!
On the table were braised pork, sweet-and-sour pork, and all manner of home-style meat dishes. The Xiao family had eaten so many delicacies in their time that these plain dishes tasted all the more delicious to them.
Gou Huli ate a great deal, and ate her fill.
But once the whole family had eaten and drunk their fill, the trouble began!
First it was Xiao Wangba and Xiao Wangdao: their stomachs began to rumble. Both were young men who ate heavily, meat especially, so it was only to be expected that they were the first to react.
And so the two of them started running for the toilet.
Next came Gou Huli. Because of her mood that day, she too had eaten a good deal, and plenty of meat besides, so she likewise began making endless trips to the toilet... After her came Xiao Ji and Xiao Ben and Xiao Ben's wife, and last of all the two experts from the Pi family.
Though the two Pi family experts had eaten no small amount either, their constitutions were tough, and so they held out until the very end before their bodies reacted.
Luckily the Xiao family lived in a villa — every floor had a bathroom, and every bedroom had one of its own, which was the only reason they could keep up with the demand. Otherwise these people would likely have had to run outside in search of a toilet!