Chapter 880 — You're Ruthless
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"You..." Zhen Yingjun cursed under his breath. "Ruthless, aren't you!" If Shen Yushu and Gu Mengyao really did wet their pants, how disgusting would that be? There was nowhere to bathe in this cave either - and later, reeking of piss, how was he supposed to enjoy himself?
With no other choice, Zhen Yingjun could only turn to leave the cave, but Shen Yushu called out again: "Hey, you've got my hands tied - how am I supposed to go to the toilet?"
"..." Zhen Yingjun silently cursed Shen Yushu for being so much trouble. He walked over, bent down, and untied the ropes on her hands and feet. But in the cave's dim light, the faint blush on Shen Yushu's cheeks was all the more delicate and alluring, stirring Zhen Yingjun greatly, and he wanted to reach out and grab her breasts...
A girl with a baby face and huge breasts like this was truly a once-in-a-thousand-years find. Zhen Yingjun was just about to enjoy himself when he heard Shen Yushu say: "Don't touch me! Touch me and I'll wet my pants!"
"Huh?" Zhen Yingjun was startled by Shen Yushu's words, and his hand, suspended in midair, froze abruptly. He stared at Shen Yushu: "Why are you so much trouble?"
"Hurry up and go! I really am going to wet my pants in a minute!" Shen Yushu ignored Zhen Yingjun and kept urging him.
Zhen Yingjun snorted, stood up, and turned to walk out of the cave. He wanted to peek in from outside, but the glaring sunlight outside formed a sharp contrast with the gloom of the cave - from outside, nothing of the interior could be seen, only a pitch-black blur. Zhen Yingjun had no choice but to give up, and turned to inspect the musketeer squad's ambush.
He had to make sure that once Wei Zhao was lured here, he would be shot dead by a hail of bullets - but his own men must not be exposed, lest they put Wei Zhao on his guard!
On this mountain, sparse in trees, it was truly hard to find cover, so the musketeers could only use the rocks to temporarily conceal themselves, hoping that when Wei Zhao arrived, they would strike with a single, certain hit!
Inside the cave, Shen Yushu was in no hurry to use the toilet. Instead, she first opened her schoolbag. The man in black earlier had taken her cell phone, but not her schoolbag - even after they were tied up, the bag had still hung across her body.
"Xiao Shu, what are you doing? Weren't you going to the toilet?" Gu Mengyao asked.
"Toilet? I haven't even had water this morning! I just tricked Zhen Yingjun into going outside so we could get prepared. Otherwise he'd have his way with us both, and that's not happening!" Shen Yushu said as she rapidly rummaged through her schoolbag.
"..." Gu Mengyao frowned. "You have a way to avoid it?"
"Yeah! I don't like him. And Yao Yao, you still have to save your first time for Arrow Bro - how could you give it to this idiot?" Shen Yushu nodded and said.
"Why drag me into this again? You're the one who wants to give it to Wei Zhao, aren't you?" Gu Mengyao glared at Shen Yushu, caught between laughter and tears. Even at a time like this, she still had the mood to joke.
"Oh, well, you'd have to want it too! I'm the little wife, after all!" Shen Yushu suddenly cried out in delight: "Found it!"
Gu Mengyao saw that what Shen Yushu held was a pack of sanitary pads, and was momentarily stunned. She somewhat understood Shen Yushu's plan, but asked doubtfully: "You're going to use those to fool him? Will that work? That Zhen Yingjun may look like an idiot, but he shouldn't be that easy to fool, right?"
"Of course this alone won't fool him - but what if we add some seasoning?" Shen Yushu gave a sly grin, took out the red ink for fountain pens she'd bought that morning, opened two sanitary pads, quickly sprinkled the red ink over them, then tossed them in the corner of the cave. She also took out a bottle of mineral water and splashed it on top, making it look as though it had just been done...