Chapter 1025 — A Successful Counterattack

"Hehe, Sister Yaoyao, I know!" Shen Yushu stuck out her tongue.

"You!" Feng Xiaoxiao was so furious she nearly burst a blood vessel, glaring at Shen Yushu. "In this sprint, I'll definitely beat you. Just look at those two balls on your chest—they're dead weight. When we start running, oh, you'll wish you were dead! If you want to win, you'd better cut them off!"

"I think you're just jealous," Shen Yushu said, utterly unbothered. "Haven't you noticed your Sister Yunyun has started enhancing her bust? You're still flat as a board, you know. Chewing Gum Bro doesn't like small ones."

Gu Mengyao, listening nearby, frowned slightly. Wei Zhao doesn't like small ones? Then... should she start enhancing hers too? Even Tang Zhi had begun, so she certainly couldn't afford to fall behind...

The young miss had never once entertained the thought of bust enhancement before. After all, she had always lived in a world centered on herself, with only Xiaoshu as a friend in her life. She had no reason to enhance anything for anyone's sake, and she cared even less whether a large chest or a small one could win a man's favor—but now... Gu Mengyao found that she seemed to be starting to care about such things?

Mm-hmm... no, not caring—it was that she'd grown up, that she'd come to love beauty! Gu Mengyao gave herself a justification! That's right, she'd simply grown up and gotten fond of prettying herself up, mm-hmm!

"Who says so? Wei Zhao touched them and said they felt nice, felt really good—he loves touching them!" Feng Xiaoxiao said in a fit of pique.

"He touched yours? When?" Shen Yushu was taken aback.

"Just a while ago, in Yanjing, at the auction—I was sitting right next to him!" Feng Xiaoxiao spoke with full justification, and also to make Shen Yushu understand that she wasn't making things up.

"Oh, so it seems it was only that one time?" Shen Yushu breathed a sigh of relief and said with a grin, "Chewing Gum Bro touches mine at home all the time, oh—quite a few times now!"

"You're making that up!" As Feng Xiaoxiao spoke, a trace of a smile flickered at the corner of her mouth, because out of the corner of her eye she saw the PE teacher had already raised the little flag in his hand—they were about to start running!

"You're the one making things up..." Shen Yushu was about to retort when she realized something was off, because Feng Xiaoxiao had already bolted! And Sister Yaoyao and the others had started running too!

"Haha, Silly Shu, I'm off ahead of you!" Feng Xiaoxiao was practically dancing with joy. "This time I'm sure to win!"

"Wait for me—you cheated!" Shen Yushu took off at a run, chasing after Feng Xiaoxiao, but this was a hundred-meter sprint after all, and Feng Xiaoxiao already had such a head start—how could Shen Yushu possibly catch up? To run faster, Shen Yushu cupped her breasts with both hands as she ran, but by the time she reached the finish line, Feng Xiaoxiao had already been there for several seconds!

"Hahahaha..." Feng Xiaoxiao was laughing so hard she was nearly in tears. "Hahahaha... I won!"

"Laugh laugh laugh—why don't you just laugh yourself to death? No wonder your name is Feng Xiaoxiao!" Shen Yushu was thoroughly enraged. "If you hadn't cheated, would I have lost?"

"What do you mean, cheated? The teacher waved the little flag and I started running—how is that cheating? You just didn't see it yourself, and now you accuse me of cheating? You're just blaming society for your own bad luck!" Feng Xiaoxiao had at last delivered a perfect counterattack to Shen Yushu's habit of blaming the latrine when she couldn't poop.

"You!" Shen Yushu hadn't expected this Feng Xiaoxiao to be so formidable too. Fighting her, she truly couldn't gain even the slightest upper hand—the two of them, up to now, could only be called evenly matched, neither giving an inch.

"Hahahaha... I'm dying laughing!" Feng Xiaoxiao was still laughing nonstop, but after a couple more laughs, it came to an abrupt "urk" and stopped short. Then she clutched her belly and crouched down, doubled over in some pain...

"?" Shen Yushu looked at Feng Xiaoxiao with some puzzlement. "What's wrong with you?"

"I just ran, and then I laughed so hard I got a stitch—it's killing me..." Feng Xiaoxiao said weakly, crouched on the ground.

"Ah?" Shen Yushu's eyes went wide, and she nearly burst out laughing! What did they call it—pride goeth before a fall? This was it! A living, breathing example! But thinking of Feng Xiaoxiao's pitiful circumstances, Shen Yushu naturally couldn't laugh anymore. She crouched down, helped Feng Xiaoxiao up, and said, "Come on, let me help you over to those seats to rest a bit!"

By then the PE teacher had noticed something was wrong too and came over to ask what had happened. Gu Mengyao stayed behind to explain, telling the teacher that Feng Xiaoxiao had merely gotten a stitch, and only then did the teacher breathe a sigh of relief and leave—after all, if anything else had happened to a student, the PE teacher would bear some responsibility.

Feng Xiaoxiao looked at Shen Yushu in some surprise! The two of them had been enemies just moments before, and she found it a little hard to believe that Shen Yushu was really kind enough to help her over to rest!

"You... you really want to help me over to rest?" Feng Xiaoxiao looked at Shen Yushu incredulously.

"Oh..." Shen Yushu's little head spun fast. Her reaction had indeed been a bit unusual. By rights, when Feng Xiaoxiao got a stitch in her side and looked to be in such pain, she ought to have been pointing and laughing at her. But Shen Yushu really could not bring herself to laugh! Still, she finally thought of a reason that would just about pass muster, and said: "I met my match today, so naturally I can't let you croak this fast. I, Little Shu, am a very upright person and never take advantage of another's misfortune, so wait until you've had a proper rest, and then we'll have another go! Right now it's one to one, a draw!"

"Heh, so that's it..." Hearing Shen Yushu's explanation, Feng Xiaoxiao found it reasonable enough, and nodded: "You're not a bad sort after all. If you weren't trying to snatch Wei Zhao from me, the two of us could really get along."

"Yeah, yeah, that's just what I was thinking." Shen Yushu nodded.

The two sat down on the chairs beside the gymnasium to rest. After a while, Feng Xiaoxiao had more or less recovered, though she no longer dared to do anything strenuous: "I'm afraid I can't compete with you today. I still feel a bit unwell, and I'm scared I'll get another stitch."

"That's fine, if we can't fight with fists, we'll fight with wits!" Shen Yushu said carelessly.

"Fight with wits?" Feng Xiaoxiao blinked.

"A prank contest, to see whose pranking skills are superior!" Shen Yushu said.

"Now that's a good idea! But who do we prank? Let me say this first, I'm not pranking Wei Zhao..." At the thought of pranking Wei Zhao, Feng Xiaoxiao's backside started to ache. And besides, she did not want to prank Wei Zhao anymore.

"Oh, we can't prank Arrow-Brand Bro, he's too formidable. Only a fool would try to prank him." Shen Yushu shook her head, then suddenly looked at Feng Xiaoxiao and gave a sly grin.

"Hmph!" Feng Xiaoxiao naturally knew what Shen Yushu was laughing at. She was mocking her for having once, not knowing the immensity of heaven and earth, tried to prank Wei Zhao, only to have misfortune rebound on herself! Her face flushed at once, and she protested stubbornly: "That was because I didn't understand the situation. What are you laughing at!"