Chapter 591 — Top-Notch Shen Yushu

As she spoke, Gu Mengyao pushed Shen Yushu forward, and Shen Yushu, as Gu Mengyao's best friend, puffed out her chest in perfect, practiced unison, looking thoroughly pleased. "See that? Not even close, are you?"

"What business is it of yours? Wei Zhao can't even touch you." Tang Zhi found it rather funny. If Gu Mengyao could not outdo her, surely she should not be substituting someone else in her place.

"And why can't he? Shield Bro touches me all the time! He even kisses me!" Shen Yushu looked at Tang Zhi as though she were hopelessly ignorant, and eyed her with deep contempt.

"Touches you? Kisses you?" Tang Zhi refused to believe it. This was simply too absurd. Wei Zhao being Gu Mengyao's fiancé — that she could barely accept. But to say Wei Zhao was tied not only to Gu Mengyao but to Shen Yushu as well — that was a bit too bizarre.

"Oh, I forgot to tell you a moment ago — Sister Yaoyao is Shield Bro's first wife, and I'm his little wife! Buy one, get one free. What a bargain!" Shen Yushu said, then winked at Gu Mengyao. "Isn't that right, Sister Yaoyao?"

"Exactly! That's how it is. We agreed on this a long time ago." Gu Mengyao nodded and said it with a perfectly straight face.

"Huh?" This time Tang Zhi was thoroughly stunned. What kind of logic was this? One first wife, one little wife — and the crucial part was that Gu Mengyao had tacitly accepted it. Tang Zhi decided this was either some kind of farce, or both of them had a few screws loose.

As for herself becoming Wei Zhao's little wife, Tang Zhi thought the possibility might exist. After all, her family situation was what it was, and she was that fond of Wei Zhao. Wei Zhao had even been injured for her sake. For someone who would sacrifice so much for her, Tang Zhi could accept it even if it meant being the little wife.

At the very least, Wei Zhao truly liked her, and so long as he treated her well, she could barely accept it.

But to say Shen Yushu was Wei Zhao's little wife — that Tang Zhi could not see as realistic no matter how she looked at it. What kind of family did Shen Yushu come from? She was a young miss in her own right, her elder brother a major, and her family background was more mysterious still. One could say she and Gu Mengyao were both daughters of privilege at school. How could these two possibly share one husband?

So Tang Zhi's first thought was that the two of them were conspiring to deceive her. After her surprise passed, she grew skeptical, and said with no small sarcasm, "First wife, little wife? You two are certainly creative."

"Yep, so what do you think? Jealous?" Shen Yushu seemed not to catch the sarcasm in Tang Zhi's words at all, and went on, "Sister Yaoyao and I are both magnanimous people. Even if you're Wei Zhao's girlfriend, all you can be is the little wife… no, correction — the little wife number two. I'm little wife number one!"

Shen Yushu's words left even Gu Mengyao breaking into a sweat of embarrassment. Have you no sense of shame? Still, it was thanks to Shen Yushu, that live wire, that she managed it — without her, Gu Mengyao might well have been forced to retreat.

"…" Tang Zhi was somewhat speechless. How could anyone be so shameless? First wife, little wife — was that something to be proud of? This Shen Yushu seemed to have no idea what the word "shame" even meant, and Tang Zhi truly could not out-argue her. But to be defeated just like that — how could Tang Zhi accept it? She glared at Shen Yushu. "First wife, little wife — surely there's an order of first come, first served? I've already been with Wei Zhao. What are you two, then? All in name and nothing in fact!"

"Ga!" Liu Xinlan was scared half to death. Yunyun and Wei Zhao had already gotten to that point? Already? Heavens, wasn't that a bit too fast?

Tang Zhi was startled badly by her own words as well, but now that she had said them, she could not back down. Show the slightest weakness and everything would fall apart. So this time Tang Zhi took the offensive. She could not keep letting Shen Yushu lead her by the nose, could she?

"What are we? We've been living together for ages. Right, Sister Yaoyao?" Shen Yushu looked at Gu Mengyao and asked.

"Mm, we live together." When Gu Mengyao said this, her tone was full of confidence, because she was stating a fact and not lying — she and Shen Yushu truly did live together with Wei Zhao.

"We're always together. We do threesomes all the time! Do you even know what a threesome is? Men love it most. You're all by yourself — how could that compare to how good Sister Yaoyao and I have it?" Shen Yushu spoke without consulting her brain, so she dared say anything at all, leaving Gu Mengyao with a face full of black lines. Even so, it was hard to correct her, and Gu Mengyao could only let it stand.

Tang Zhi's face flushed scarlet at once. She had not expected Shen Yushu to dare say something so ugly and so brazen. She did not want to believe Gu Mengyao and Shen Yushu's words — yet she was somewhat doubtful too. A girl's reputation mattered, after all. Someone like herself, already Wei Zhao's girlfriend — saying such things was no big deal; even if it got out, she would not be criticized for it.

But Gu Mengyao and Shen Yushu, these two young misses of good family — did they not care about their reputations either? If there really was nothing between them and Wei Zhao, would they dare say such things? That threesome business, Tang Zhi reckoned, probably did not happen — but their relationship with Wei Zhao could not possibly be nothing at all!

Stubborn as Tang Zhi was, and convinced that she alone was Wei Zhao's girlfriend, she was in the end no match for Shen Yushu. At this point she was visibly weakening — after all, she did not know what else to say that could top Shen Yushu's threesome.

"What's so great about threesomes? Disgusting!" Tang Zhi muttered aggrievedly, yet her eyes stayed fixed on Shen Yushu, unwilling to yield.

"You've never tried it, so of course you don't know." Shen Yushu spoke with perfect assurance. "We do a threesome pretty much every day now."

"Liar!" Tang Zhi certainly did not believe it, because she felt that what Shen Yushu described was simply too divorced from reality. "Wei Zhao would never live with you two!"

"You don't believe me? Then I'll show you proof!" Shen Yushu took out her phone, opened the photo gallery, and held it up before Tang Zhi's eyes. "Look — this is our kitchen. Shield Bro makes us breakfast every single day!

This is our living room, where we watch TV together... Oh, right — on this very couch, the three of us had a threesome! Look here, you can even see me in it! If you don't believe me, just check what I'm wearing in the photo — it's this exact pattern!

Oh, and Sister Yaoyao is in this one! See, there in the mirror's reflection, right here!"

At last Shen Yushu found a photo with Gu Mengyao in it, and in a flash of excitement she pointed it out to Tang Zhi.

At first Tang Zhi had been inclined to doubt Shen Yushu's words, but at the sight of Gu Mengyao in the photo, her face turned somewhat pale. She bit down hard on her silver teeth and glared at Shen Yushu's phone without a word.