Chapter 205 — A Tragedy for Little Shu
Oh, it must be that I've grown. The last time I squeezed through here was four years ago, right when we'd just moved into this villa.
"Phew!" Shen Yushu got half her body through and let out a long breath. It really was a tight squeeze—had she known it would be this hard, she'd have gone looking for the key to the fence.
She wiped the sweat from her brow and made ready to push the rest of the way in, but the moment she exerted herself, the iron bars clamped down and hurt her chest terribly. Ugh... the iron fence was wedged right between Shen Yushu's two little bunnies.
Unwilling to give up, Shen Yushu strained once more to force her body through the iron bars.
"I can't, I can't—it hurts so much!" The bars were crushing her chest, and if she forced her way through, the pain would be unbearable.
What rotten luck! For the first time, Shen Yushu realized her chest had become a burden. Gu Mengyao had actually been right earlier—this chest of hers would sooner or later turn into a liability, and it had come true so quickly. What a tragedy.
A confession is a confession, but surely she didn't have to get stuck to death over it? Shen Yushu sighed, gave up on the idea of pushing further in, and prepared to pull the half of her body that was already through back out.
But the very next moment, Shen Yushu discovered she was utterly doomed! The half of her body that had gone through wouldn't come back out either! If it could come out, wouldn't that mean she could just as well push her way in?
Surely she wasn't this unlucky? Shen Yushu grew a little frantic. This was no joke—if word got out that she'd gotten herself jammed in an iron fence, people would laugh themselves to death!
Shen Yushu was badly frightened. She quickly pulled out her phone and called Gu Mengyao.
The call went through, and after only a few rings, Gu Mengyao hung up. Clearly, Gu Mengyao had mistaken it for the signal from Shen Yushu that she could start searching.
Shen Yushu panicked and hurriedly redialed. After a few rings, Gu Mengyao finally picked up: "Little Shu, what is it? I was just about to come looking for you—do you have money to burn on phone bills or something?"
"Sister Yaoyao, help, I'm stuck to death... boo-hoo..." Shen Yushu was truly desperate. Stuck in the iron fence, unable to get in or out—what was she supposed to do?
"Huh?" Gu Mengyao was startled. "Little Shu, what are you saying? Stuck to death? What on earth happened to you?"
"Sister Yaoyao, hurry to the storage shed in the back courtyard of the villa—I'm stuck, quick, quick, quick, I can't hold on much longer!" Shen Yushu cried in alarm.
"Oh, then wait for me, I'll be right there!" From Shen Yushu's voice, Gu Mengyao could tell she wasn't making things up—it really sounded like she'd run into trouble. She hung up and dashed out the villa's front door, running toward the storage shed in the back courtyard.
Before she even reached the shed, Gu Mengyao could see from afar that Shen Yushu seemed to be hanging on the ring of iron fencing around the storage shed. Puzzled, Gu Mengyao asked, "Little Shu, what are you doing?"
"Sister Yaoyao, save me!" Seeing Gu Mengyao arrive, Shen Yushu waved at her frantically. She was genuinely a little scared now—stuck in there, what if she couldn't get out?
Gu Mengyao ran a few steps closer before she could see clearly what was going on. It turned out that while Shen Yushu was squeezing through the fence, the right side of her body had gone through, but the left side couldn't follow, and the iron bars were clamped right between her two boobies...
"Pfft—hahaha..." Gu Mengyao finally couldn't hold it in and burst out laughing. Even this was possible?
"Sister Yaoyao, how can you still laugh? I'm about to be crushed to death..." Shen Yushu was on the verge of tears.
"Little Shu, you're such a tragedy!" Gu Mengyao still couldn't suppress her giggles. "See? I told you—your chest would sooner or later be a burden! If it were me, this absolutely would never happen!"
"Sister Yaoyao, I admit I was wrong, all right? I'll never tease you about it again. Just think of something quick and get me out of here first..." Shen Yushu apologized again and again.
"Let me think..." Gu Mengyao still couldn't help wanting to laugh. "How about we cut off a piece of your chest?"
"Sister Yaoyao!" Shen Yushu was genuinely a little angry now. "If you keep joking around, I won't talk to you anymore!"
"All right, all right, Little Shu, I'll stop teasing. Let me think about what we can do!" Gu Mengyao hastily fell silent. Truth be told, when she thought it over, Shen Yushu really was in a rather pitiful fix—and here she was making fun of her. That truly was unkind of her.
"Mm." Shen Yushu nodded, pinning all her hopes on Gu Mengyao.
"How about I press one side of your boobs down, and you squirm in with all your might?" Gu Mengyao could not devise anything better.
"That... will it work? Will it hurt a lot?" Shen Yushu was a little afraid.
"Well, there's no other way..." Gu Mengyao truly did not know what else could be done.
"Then let's give it a try..." Shen Yushu nodded.
And so the two girls set to fiddling about, and anyone who did not know better would have thought they were playing some high-tech game...
"Ah... it hurts so much, I can't take it, Sister Yaoyao, this will kill me, I quit, I quit..." Shen Yushu wailed aloud.
"Little Shu, you have to hold on a little longer, or how will you ever get out? You can't very well eat and sleep in there, can you? And what if nature calls and you need the toilet?" Gu Mengyao said. "You must hold on!"
"But Sister Yaoyao, you're really going to crush me to death..." Shen Yushu's voice had already gone strange.
"Push forward a bit harder and you'll be out!" Gu Mengyao encouraged.
"But I can't get any leverage, it hurts..." Shen Yushu said in a wounded voice.
"Then what do we do?" Gu Mengyao was at her wits' end too. "How about I call Wei Zhao and have him pull you from the front while I press from behind—that way, if we both steel ourselves, you'll pop right out?"
"That..." Just thinking about it sent a shudder through Shen Yushu. It would be nothing short of hell on earth! But to get out, she could only nod. "Sister Yaoyao, then hurry and call Brother Arrow..."
...
Wei Zhao drove on in silence, paying Kang Xiaofeng no mind, letting him have a quiet moment to himself.
"Boss, I've thought it through!" Suddenly Kang Xiaofeng lifted his head, his gaze blazing as he looked at Wei Zhao. "Boss, I really do have feelings for Little Fen. I won't deny there's an element of *** in it, but I truly like her! From the moment I saw her photo, I felt drawn to her.
Especially after learning of her pitiful circumstances—far from being repelled, I feel even more tender toward her. Boss, let me try to have some contact with her, would you?"
"Heh..." This outcome did not surprise Wei Zhao much; it was what he had long since guessed. He had merely given Kang Xiaofeng time to calm down and weigh the pros and cons. "Her psychological problems can be cured, but her legs..."
"Boss, I don't care!" Kang Xiaofeng nodded firmly. "I think that if I truly fall in love with her, I won't care about that!"